Black Friday pricing: 50% off your first month. Orders close 11:59 pm PT, Monday, November 16.

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The Touch Grass greens powder box, shaped like a square of lawn
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Touch Grass. Not a real brand. We made it up.

This Brand Doesn't Exist

We made up Touch Grass, down to the box it ships in, to show you exactly what we build for Black Friday. Your brand gets the same work: ads, pages, emails and texts, built around your products.

50% off your first month. From $1,000. Order by 11:59 pm PT, Monday, November 16.

Pick Your Black Friday Kit

Black Friday price: 50% off your first month. From day 30, your tier renews every month at its regular price, with the same deliverables: Tier 1 $2,000 a month, Tier 2 $4,000, Tier 3 $6,000. Cancel any time before day 30 and it never renews.

Your first month starts the day we deliver your kit.

First month, 50% off

A follow-up email and text later the same day, on every step.

  • 20 ad concepts (180 ad files)
  • 2 landing pages
  • 12 emails, 2 per step
  • 12 SMS, 2 per step

$2,000 for your first month, then $4,000 a month from day 30. Cancel any time before day 30.

Order by 11:59 pm PT, Monday, November 16.

Spread your credits across any product you sell.

Every tier covers the full 6-step sequence: teaser, early access, Black Friday, weekend, Cyber Monday and last call. Order by 11:59 pm PT on November 16 and your first month is 50% off.

The sample

Meet Touch Grass

A greens powder for the chronically online. Soil-based probiotics and greens, $59 a month, in a box that looks like a square of lawn. We invented it so you could see our Black Friday work on a brand that looks real.

The brand

Name, Logo, Box, Photos. All Made Up

Built from nothing, like everything else here. This part isn't in the tiers. Everything after it is.

Touch Grass logo
The logo.
Touch Grass greens powder box, shaped like a square of lawn
The box.
A Touch Grass box with a lawn on top, on the floor of a data-center aisle between server racks
A hand resting on the lawn on top of a Touch Grass Daily box
A Touch Grass Daily box on a desk at night, beside an open laptop
The Touch Grass Sprinkler bottle beside a glass of green drink, a green apple and mint
Product photos.

The ads

Black Friday Ads, Every One in 9 Sizes

Each concept runs as a 4:5 in the Meta feed and in 8 Google Display sizes, with its own primary text and headline. Here's one, laid out in all 9.

Touch GrassSponsored

Your first Lawn Box is $29 this Black Friday. That's $30 off.

It comes with a free Sprinkler and Desk Lawn ($48 value) and free shipping.

Inside: 12 greens and grasses plus 2 billion CFU of soil-based probiotics. One scoop in cold water. Tastes like green apple and mint, not like a lawn.

Then $59 a month. Skip or cancel any time.

Get your first box today.

Touch Grass Black Friday ad, concept 1
touchgrassdaily.com$29 first box + $48 in free giftsShop now
Touch GrassSponsored

Grass is $30 off. The grass outside is still free. This is the other kind.

Your first box of Touch Grass Daily is $29 this Black Friday, with a free Sprinkler and Desk Lawn. Free shipping.

12 greens and grasses in one scoop. Tastes like green apple and mint.

After that it's $59 a month, $1.97 a serving. Skip or cancel any time.

Get yours today.

Touch Grass Black Friday ad, concept 2
touchgrassdaily.comYour first box is $29Shop now
Touch GrassSponsored

If you've been online long enough, someone has told you to Touch Grass. Fine. We made it a product.

Touch Grass Daily is 12 greens and grasses plus 2 billion CFU of soil-based probiotics, in a box with a lawn on top. One scoop a day. Tastes like green apple and mint.

This Black Friday your first box is $29, with a free Sprinkler and Desk Lawn. Then $59 a month. Skip or cancel any time.

Get your first box today.

Touch Grass Black Friday ad, concept 3
touchgrassdaily.comFine. I'll Touch Grass. $29 first box.Shop now
Touch GrassSponsored

Yes, that's a lawn on the box. Real-feel turf, hand-finished, trimmed to 9 mm. Go on. It's there to be touched.

Inside: 30 scoops of 12 greens and grasses, plus soil-based probiotics. Tastes like green apple and mint.

This Black Friday your first box is $29, with a free Sprinkler and Desk Lawn. Then $59 a month. Skip or cancel any time.

Get your first box today.

Touch Grass Black Friday ad, concept 4
touchgrassdaily.comThe box has a lawn on it. $29 first box.Shop now
Touch GrassSponsored

A 6 × 6 in square of real-feel turf for your desk. Never needs mowing. Never needs watering. Doubles as a coaster.

The Desk Lawn is $15 this Black Friday (normally $20).

Or get one free: start a Touch Grass subscription and your first box is $29, with a free Desk Lawn and Sprinkler. Then $59 a month. Skip or cancel any time.

Shop the sale today.

Touch Grass Black Friday ad, concept 5
touchgrassdaily.comThe Desk Lawn. $15 this Black Friday.Shop now
Touch GrassSponsored

Our probiotics come from the dirt. Literally.

Bacillus coagulans and Bacillus subtilis are called soil-based because they're originally found in soil. Every scoop has 2 billion CFU of them, plus 12 organic greens and grasses and 3 g of prebiotic fiber. Every batch is third-party tested for heavy metals.

This Black Friday your first box is $29, with a free Sprinkler and Desk Lawn. Then $59 a month. Skip or cancel any time.

Get your first box today.

Touch Grass Black Friday ad, concept 6
touchgrassdaily.com12 greens. 2 billion CFU. One scoop.Shop now
One concept. 9 files. 1 primary text. 1 headline.

The pages

Two Pages to Send Black Friday Traffic To

A product page with a Black Friday subscription offer, and a site-wide sale page with every product on it. Each one is one page credit.

Touch Grass Black Friday product page on desktop
Touch Grass Black Friday product page on a phone
Product page.
Touch Grass Black Friday sale page on desktop
Touch Grass Black Friday sale page on a phone
Sale page.

The emails

Six Emails, Teaser to Last Call

One for every step of the sale. This is Tier 1. Tier 2 gets two emails on every step. Tier 3 gets three.

Inbox

Last call

Ends tonight, 11:59 pm PT.

Touch Grassto you · Dec 1

Last call.

Tonight at 11:59 pm PT, the first box goes back to $59. The free Sprinkler and Desk Lawn go with it, and so does 25% off everything else.

Until then:

Your first Lawn Box for $29 (normally $59). Plus a free Sprinkler and Desk Lawn ($48 value). Free shipping. Then $59 a month. Skip or cancel any time.

From the second box, it's $1.97 a serving. One scoop. Cold water. 10 seconds.

You were told to Touch Grass. Today's the last day it's $29.

Get your first box

$29 today, then $59 every 30 days. Cancel any time.

Touch Grass. Daily.

Offer valid Nov 23 (email and SMS subscribers) / Nov 27 (everyone) to Dec 1, 2026, 11:59 pm PT. Subscription offer for new subscribers only, one per customer. First box $29, then $59 every 30 days until you cancel. Skip or cancel any time from your account. Free gifts while stocks last. Free To Go with new subscriptions and orders over $50 on Nov 27 and Nov 30 only. Gift Plot limited to 2,000. US only.

Touch Grass · San Francisco, CAYou're getting this because you joined the list at touchgrassdaily.com. Unsubscribe · Manage preferences

The texts

Six Texts, One for Each Step

Each one goes out the same day as its email. This is Tier 1. Tier 2 gets two on every step. Tier 3 gets three.

Touch Grass

  1. Teaser · Nov 20

    Touch Grass: Black Friday opens to everyone Fri 11/27. You get in Mon 11/23, 4 days early. Your link lands here Monday. Reply STOP to opt out.

  2. Early access · Nov 23

    Touch Grass: You're in. First Lawn Box $29 (normally $59), free Sprinkler and Desk Lawn, then $59/mo. List only until Fri: touchgrassdaily.com/early-access

  3. Black Friday · Nov 27

    Touch Grass: Black Friday. Today only, a free To Go with every new subscription and one-time order over $50. Ends 11:59pm PT: touchgrassdaily.com/daily

  4. Weekend · Nov 28

    Touch Grass: Someone you know needs to Touch Grass. The Gift Plot is $90 (normally $120), 2,000 made. Until Tue: touchgrassdaily.com/black-friday

  5. Cyber Monday · Nov 30

    Touch Grass: It's Cyber Monday. You're online anyway. Free To Go is back with new subscriptions and one-time orders over $50, today: touchgrassdaily.com/daily

  6. Last call · Dec 1

    Touch Grass: Last call. Your first Lawn Box is $29 until 11:59pm PT tonight. After that it's $59: touchgrassdaily.com/daily

That's Touch Grass's Black Friday. Yours is next.

See the tiers

Compare the Tiers

IncludedOur pick
Regular price$2,000/mo$4,000/mo$6,000/mo
Black Friday price, first month$1,000$2,000$3,000
Ad concepts102030
Ad files (9 per concept)90180270
Landing pages123
Sequence steps666
Emails per step123
Emails in total61218
SMS per step123
SMS in total61218
From day 30$2,000/mo, same deliverables$4,000/mo, same deliverables$6,000/mo, same deliverables

Order by 11:59 pm PT, Monday, November 16. Your first month is 50% off and starts the day we deliver your kit. From day 30, your tier renews at its regular price. Cancel any time before day 30.

What's in One Ad Concept?

One idea. One hook, one visual, one message. You get it in 9 sizes, with the words that run with it.

For Meta

  • 4:5 feed ad, 1080 x 1350
  • 1 primary text
  • 1 headline

For Google Display

  • 300 x 250, medium rectangle
  • 336 x 280, large rectangle
  • 728 x 90, leaderboard
  • 300 x 600, half page
  • 160 x 600, wide skyscraper
  • 320 x 50, mobile banner
  • 1200 x 628, landscape
  • 1200 x 1200, square

A new hook or a new visual is a new concept. Stories and Reels (9:16) and video aren't included.

Spend Your Credits on Any Product

Every ad concept and every landing page is a credit. Spread them across your catalog however you want. Put all 20 concepts behind your best seller, or give 5 products 4 concepts each.

One page credit is one landing page for any product or offer you pick. We build it and host it on your own subdomain, like deals.yourbrand.com, and checkout runs through your own store.

Your emails and texts can sell whatever you're pushing that day.

Order by 11:59 pm PT, Monday, November 16

Black Friday is Friday, November 27. We deliver your whole kit within 5 business days of your order, and no later than Monday, November 23. That's four days before Black Friday.

How Your First Month Works

  1. We deliver your kit within 5 business days of your order, and no later than Monday, November 23.
  2. Your first month starts the day we deliver. It's 50% off: $1,000, $2,000 or $3,000.
  3. From day 30, your tier renews every month at its regular price: Tier 1 $2,000, Tier 2 $4,000, Tier 3 $6,000. You get the same number of ad concepts, pages, emails and texts every month.
  4. Don't want it? Tell us any time before day 30 and it never renews.

You know all of this before you order. No surprises on day 30.

Questions

Is Touch Grass a real brand?

No. We made it up: the name, the logo, the box, the photos and the voice. Then we built its Black Friday ads, pages, emails and texts, the same way we'd build yours.

Do I get a logo, packaging or product photos too?

No. We made those so Touch Grass would look real. Your tier covers ad concepts, landing pages, emails and SMS.

What's one ad concept?

One idea, with one hook, one visual and one message. You get a 4:5 Meta ad at 1080 x 1350, the same ad in 8 Google Display sizes, plus 1 primary text and 1 headline. That's 9 files.

Do I get Stories, Reels or video?

No. Concepts come in 4:5 for Meta and the 8 Display sizes. Stories and Reels (9:16) and video aren't included.

Can I split my credits across products?

Yes. Spread your ad concepts and landing pages across any product you sell. Put them all on one product, or a few on each.

What does one landing page credit get me?

One landing page for any product or offer you pick, built and hosted by us on your own subdomain, like deals.yourbrand.com. Checkout goes through your own store. The Touch Grass product page and sale page are two examples.

What's in the email and SMS sequence?

Six steps: teaser, early access, Black Friday, weekend, Cyber Monday and last call. Tier 1 gets one email and one text on each. Tier 2 gets two emails and two texts on each. Tier 3 gets three of each.

Why would I want more than one email a day?

Black Friday inboxes are packed, and one email can get buried. A second or third email later the same day gives your offer another shot at being seen.

Do you design the emails?

You get the written copy for every email and every text, like the Touch Grass samples.

When do I get everything?

Within 5 business days of your order, and no later than Monday, November 23.

Is 50% off the real regular price?

Yes. Tier 1 is $2,000 a month, Tier 2 is $4,000 and Tier 3 is $6,000. Order by 11:59 pm PT on November 16 and your first month is half that.

What happens on day 30?

Your first month starts the day we deliver your kit. From day 30, your tier renews every month at its regular price, and you get the same number of ad concepts, pages, emails and texts each month. We're telling you now, before you order, so nothing catches you off guard.

How do I cancel?

Tell us any time before day 30 and your tier never renews.

What if I miss November 16?

Black Friday orders close at 11:59 pm PT on Monday, November 16. Order before then to lock in your kit.

Touch Grass Got Its Black Friday. Get Yours

Black Friday orders close 11:59 pm PT, Monday, November 16.

Tier 1

$1,000 first month

(regular $2,000/mo)

One email and one text on every step.

  • 10 ad concepts (90 ad files)
  • 1 landing page
  • 6 emails, 1 per step
  • 6 SMS, 1 per step

$1,000 for your first month, then $2,000 a month from day 30. Cancel any time before day 30.

Order by 11:59 pm PT, Monday, November 16.

Our pick

Tier 2

$2,000 first month

(regular $4,000/mo)

A follow-up email and text later the same day, on every step.

  • 20 ad concepts (180 ad files)
  • 2 landing pages
  • 12 emails, 2 per step
  • 12 SMS, 2 per step

$2,000 for your first month, then $4,000 a month from day 30. Cancel any time before day 30.

Order by 11:59 pm PT, Monday, November 16.

Tier 3

$3,000 first month

(regular $6,000/mo)

Three emails and three texts on every step.

  • 30 ad concepts (270 ad files)
  • 3 landing pages
  • 18 emails, 3 per step
  • 18 SMS, 3 per step

$3,000 for your first month, then $6,000 a month from day 30. Cancel any time before day 30.

Order by 11:59 pm PT, Monday, November 16.

Order by 11:59 pm PT, Monday, November 16. 50% off your first month, then your tier's regular price from day 30. Cancel any time before day 30.